Mr Nice Guy Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Girls don't want to date the nice guy. Despite what
they say they want to date the jerk, the rebel, whatever
you call it, they want the exact opposite of the
nice guy. The nice guy may have a lot of good qualities
, however girls will only see them after the jerk/rebel
has dumped them and moved on. They will then go to
the nice guy is for some comfort 'cause they know they'll
always be there ready and willing to be used as a tissue,
crying pillow, or whatever.

I'm tired of girls coming to me with problems thinking
I can relate or that I can provide some insight into
why their boyfriend's a jerk.

Here's a clue - he's a jerk. Plain and simple. If I
could see it why couldn't you? Why come looking for
advice now when you could have taken it before and
saved yourself and me this drama? I sure as hell
don't want it, especially since I didn't go looking
for it in the first place.

Therefore I hereby cancel my membership in the
Nice Guy Association. If you call hoping for a shoulder
to cry on, call one of your girlfriends instead.
I'll likely be screening.