Son of a bitch! I have a blog!
Damn it's been a long time since I last posted. I only remembered 'cause I read my friend's blog and we have the same layout.
Anyway, what's new? I made the Technical Exec position in my club. I take care of all the online accounts they have; which this year turns out to be just the website since no one uses Friendster, looks at the photo gallery, and up until this September, goes to the forum anymore.
I kinda expected that with the position came the mutual friendship of all the other execs. Not so, it seems. Things are a little more awkward this year. They only speak to me if they need me for something. It's like a work friendship or something. Unless we're there to accomplish some common goal we have no reason to interact outside of accomplishing that goal. I'm biased, probably, but it seems that they welcome total strangers into their inner circle just to rub it in.
This year I gotta find a girlfriend. I think my mom thinks I'm gay. The other night I was watching Nightstalker (X-Files made for kids raised on Dawson's Creek) and my mom asked me, "What is he? Are those two gays?" The hell? How would I know? This isn't even the first time. She'll ask me every so often, and she's smart about it too 'cause she won't ask about the same show twice. It's like she's building a psych profile to compare with other mom's sons who are confirmed to be gay. But I digress. I feel I NEED a girlfriend this year. After I (finally) figured out that I could've had the girl in my class over summer but let her slip by to our mutual friend, I feel like I have to make up for that nailbat to the head. The worst part is I didn't even see it coming. He made no overt gestures at all. I guess through their shared love of drinking they figured out they both like the same beers or something.
I gotta get back to studying. Spent nearly an hour writing this for you bitches to read (if anybody actually does read this).
Anyway, what's new? I made the Technical Exec position in my club. I take care of all the online accounts they have; which this year turns out to be just the website since no one uses Friendster, looks at the photo gallery, and up until this September, goes to the forum anymore.
I kinda expected that with the position came the mutual friendship of all the other execs. Not so, it seems. Things are a little more awkward this year. They only speak to me if they need me for something. It's like a work friendship or something. Unless we're there to accomplish some common goal we have no reason to interact outside of accomplishing that goal. I'm biased, probably, but it seems that they welcome total strangers into their inner circle just to rub it in.
This year I gotta find a girlfriend. I think my mom thinks I'm gay. The other night I was watching Nightstalker (X-Files made for kids raised on Dawson's Creek) and my mom asked me, "What is he? Are those two gays?" The hell? How would I know? This isn't even the first time. She'll ask me every so often, and she's smart about it too 'cause she won't ask about the same show twice. It's like she's building a psych profile to compare with other mom's sons who are confirmed to be gay. But I digress. I feel I NEED a girlfriend this year. After I (finally) figured out that I could've had the girl in my class over summer but let her slip by to our mutual friend, I feel like I have to make up for that nailbat to the head. The worst part is I didn't even see it coming. He made no overt gestures at all. I guess through their shared love of drinking they figured out they both like the same beers or something.
I gotta get back to studying. Spent nearly an hour writing this for you bitches to read (if anybody actually does read this).
posted by ijoju @ 8:40 PM
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